Deadbeats stay busy maaayyne!!

Me and my buds have been able to sock-it to "Old Man Winter" by keepin' busy on a few random projects.To start, Puke Machine's panhead project coming along a little faster than we all thought, Mason's new v-stack,rewire,new tank,and new handlebars are lookin' tits,and there's been a little paint bein' squirted by Hotrod Aaron. Also, Mc Chop's new paint is done, and is doin' some tranny repair, plus, some horrible pinstripe provided by your's truly, Sick Nicky is making headway on the sporty tank project,and Danny the Dog did some heavy maintinance on his sporty....you could say that we stayed buys during these colder months. I appologize about the shitty pictures, but as i said in a previous post, my camera took a shit, so these cell phone pictures will have to suffice. And I'm well aware that I lack pictures of Sicky's tank, and Danny the Dogs bike, but fuckit....it's 11:20 at night, and I'm feelin' pretty crummy from todays wrist surgeory,so fuck off shitty dicks!!! Did I mention Mr.Fantastic's new homemade sissy bar?SNNNAAAPPP!!! We be crazy!!!...I'm not even sure what everyone else is up to...but I'm sure it stink's just as much as these fine examples I put before you!!! DBMF for life!!!

The ever-so elusive 21" mag

I think W.C.C. had something to do with this front wheel, that graces the pan pictured here, the owner is Bill Wall, who is the go-to guy for seats and shit for Mr.James' bikes....do the math, and follow the trail, everybody knows everybody.

It's in the blood!!!

My boy Hotrod Aaron's mah was on the cover of a sweet rag back in the day SWEEEETAH!!!!! He was born to be one of us!!! DBMFers FOR LIFE ROFL!!!

Damn Skippy

Once you've lost your youth, you've lost your right to ride.....something cool.

R.I.P. g9 wimp

Our stupid $500 camera died after very few years of service. It was a dope camera, but a little wimpy for the price we paid for it. I didn't expect the mother fucker to hold up if I smashed it across someone's face, but come on.... I am im need of a good compact camera with little shutter lag, and high quality pix. I need something as durable as me, that can take pictures on the fly. I like shooting from the bike, and rolling on the dirt, any suggestions? I guess it's time to flex my "Pro-sumer" muscles.

New stuff soon, my blog sucks

I try to update my blog regularly, with ORIGINAL CONTENT, hopefully that is what seperates me from about a hundred other "biker blogs". Its easy to scan a magazine or post vintage pictures swooped up from hours of google-imaging...I try to post things that are immediately related to me in one way or another, a run me and the crew went on, a tank we moded, a helmet I striped, pictures I took...shit like that.
I try to keep the content fresh for my three and a half views I get daily....but somethimes I just gotta do a post like this, stay tuned.

El Bee Sweezie 2/28/10

Yet another Long Beach Swapmeet has come and gone. The riders were a little less than usual, but it figures, being that there were indications of late night/early rains prior to the show. There were still a few bikes and vendors worth seeing. I always end up having a decent enough time to justify going every month.

This Sunday

Long Beach Swap

Cisco's Burger

My secret project

If you have been by my house lately, or read some of my posts on certian forums, this bike might not be a secret anymore, but for some it may be. Here is the bike that my mom decided to pick up for my honey, it is a 1994 Honda shadow VLX 600. A friend of mine and I started hooking it up 4 years ago, and never finished, I called dibs if he ever sold it, and about a month ago, that payed off. We picked it up for a song, and am very happy about it because my mom was thinking about scoring me another 1970's cb 750, but I made a call, and had her pick this up instead. I feel this will be a good bike for my chick, it has a low seat hight, light weight, and powerful enough, but not scary fast. I have intentions of cleaning it up a bit but not doing too much. The upgrades will be: Sporty tank (frisco mouted)1" Risers,clean up rear fender, new chain,new tires, and a new headlight. Maybe a few more upgrades that I haven't thought of, but it is mostly cosmetic. Thank you mom, I love you!!!

Punch your friends in the fucking nose!!!!!!!!!

Results....

These are the results from last weekend's tweaker session that I pulled...hopefully this weekend is at least half as productive....maybe not though, rumors of rain again...meh...

I love you Karen!!!

Here is a lamp I did for my friend Karen, she puts ink under people's skin...and she wanted a light that was neat...hence this light that is neat....I kinda like it, I hope she does too. I kinda fucked up alot, but I'm a deadbeat through and through, the harder I try the more I ef up...meh....

Anyone want to buy a Dyna?

My boy Donovan is getting rid of his bike, he already got another one to replace it though!!! good job!!! Hit me up if anyone is interested.
P.S. It has some sweet-ass p-stripin' by yours truly!!!

Busy Busy

This weekend I have to do a few things:
-Lay some lines on my boy Donovans NEW Biltwell helmet
-Paint Lil' K's lamp she uses for Tattooin' fools up
-Work on the new (secret) Project....pix soon bitch
-Shave my balls for Valentine's day!!! HAHAHAHA j.k.
-Clean the faggot ass garage


Have a nice weekend gaylords

BE BACK SOON!!!!!

My computer is acting like a bitch!!!! be back in a minute...Here is a wack-ass design I copied from a little old bike company from way back....You may have heard of them.Yeah, I know everyone uses it,and changes it to their liking, so fuck off!!!

Looks like rain again!!!

I'm just not gonna be able to do this one....I usually try to show up for an event, but....FUCK IT!!!! I'll use this weekend to spend time with my babies, and my chick....and work on a few projects... ONE OF WHICH I JUST PICKED UP....more on that in later posts!!! The only rain I care for is Purple Rain.

Hey Meat, you're gonna have to slow down.

This fucking dude straight outran the cops to his crazy house with floating sofas and fine couch hotties!!!! UNFUCKINGBELEIVABLE!!! Cop helicopter aint got shit on a dual disc fxr ridin beauty and the beast mother fucker......just thought I'd post this totally romantic/hard-as-fuck song being that this month is all about love and shit.

P.S. Even if they caught him, he woulda shredded their asses with his sweet ass yellow and sharp nails!!! SWOOSH...TOAST!!!

Mr.Fantastic

This is Andrew. He is a Fantastic guy. He has been my friend for over ten years, the last few years he has talked about getting a motorcycle. He has had one for a minute now, and has been chopping it real nicely, which is hard to do when you by something as new and nice as his bike was. He has done a few mods, some of which are hand made, I'm glad he is making it his own. He still has some stuff to do, and if he keeps doing what he has been doing, I'm sure it'll come out rad. Good job buddy.D.B.M.F.

HAPPY FRIDAY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

I has a huge Redbull today and was acting like this ALL DAY AT WORK!!! have a good weekend, sorry for the bullshit posts, I got some good stuff, I'm just too lazy to upload it!!!

I love you Harley, but stop now.

Hey consumer, would you like to pay over three times the amount you would pay for a used, and superior Harley Davidson Sportster???? ME TO!!! It comes from the factory already done with hard-to-do mods....ever try flipping your mirrors, ALL BY YOURSELF? I didn't think so pansy ass!!! I know we are fucusing on twenty-something hipster/scenester types, but we need to make a buck too, $10k sound fair? I knew it would!!! We even made a video that TELLS YOU that YOU are the type of guy buying this radically custom bike...see the tattoo boys, and hot little hipster babes? It's you in a nut shell right?.....16" front wheel? RIGHTEOUS!!!

...Just playin' Harley, you know I luuuuuv you, you are in the right direction and I hate you for it, Sincerely, angry hipster Nightster owner. (A.K.A. Sk8-hi Vans/Flannel dude)