Sunday, March 21, 2010

"Outcast Among Outcast"

In a sea of hardcore biker blogger faggers and shaggers, how is it that DEADBEATS go unnoticed? I think I know. I view many blogs daily, with their recycled scanned pictures from old biker rags, and pictures stolen from other blogs or from google-imaging for hours....they post a few pictures of "Gnarly" panheads, and "Righteous" shovelheads, and think they are in with the in crowd.Is that all it takes? No.

You gotta take it a step further, you start making logos with your blog's name on them, then stickers, then shirts. You then send your shit to other fag ass bloggers with some sorta "street-cred goodies" a rusty bolt, or straight razor perhaps, along of course, with your complimentary "Shit" i.e. stickers, shirts, and mesh/polyester truckers hats...all with your swazi/eagle/wheel/sparkplug/wrench/skull logo blasted on each item.

He then posts on his blog the rad goodies he got from you, and states that you are rad. You then follow up by linking each others blogs, and wieners for all eternity. You then post a for sale add on your blog, usually some vintage dog-shit bates risers on flanders daisy dukes and say to contact you if someone is interested.....funny thing is everyone is interested, because they already have your shirt, and now want to claim they did buisiness with you, and that you are a stand-up guy and are rad.

SO, since DEADBEATMOTHERFUCKERS don't have rad shirts and belts and hats and key fobs, we will remain outcasts in a sea of outcasts. You rebels will hug, and snap roudy drunken pictures at the nearest DiCE party, and post and blog and chat and caress on anothers virtual balls via the coolest chopper forums for months and weeks to come, until the next "backyard chopper fest"...only to repeat.Next thing you know, there are five new blogs, with five new shirts, with five new pan/shovel projects in the works. These guys are as new and gay to this "scene" as you were when you first got your nightster two months ago, that you traded for a basket ironhead sporty, just one month ago.But in three weeks, his blog will have a shirt, and a sticker, that will be sent to you, and you will write that he is rad and rules so much.

Meanwhile, us DEADBEATMOTHERFUCKERS will be busy posting ORIGINAL chopper related things that were built or painted, or welded or barbequed by US. We will be the ones at some DiCE parties and bike swaps keeping to ourselves, and not being noticed...because we don't design shirts more than we chop/ride. And you might not catch us wearing your fucking shirts either. Fucking fashion show/self made company bikers, providing nothing more than clothes and scanned pictures. FUCK OFF.

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8 comments:

Chico said...

you just shit on everything i stand for.
i feel dirty and useless.
i'm giving my bike away.

DEADBEAT said...

Hey now...you aint the bloggy I was talkin' about!!! Nice triple trees by the way!!!...it's all about the contributions man....

Chico said...

haha!
i know man.
been feelin the same way lately.
trying to get this bike done and break my rusty chains....AND RUN!

Marco said...

I had to repost this on our blog...Kinda defeats/contradicts the purpose of it...But you nailed it!

Allen said...

I'll send you a Lady Hump shirt tomorrow...

Peter said...

but i found your blog by visiting the recent traffic section of a blog who's logo has eagle wings and a sparkplug (bf)?

DEADBEAT said...

...Fuck if I know Petie!!! I"m a blog whore and don't keep track of logos and pogos and shit!!! Hint?

Guy@GK said...

That's the funniest and truest shit I've read for a long time.