Raffle Bike Madness

Raffle waffle madness is all the rage these days (2018-2019) so these bro dudes are getting super horny when they get elected to build a bike for Born Free People's Choice, build some wacky ass long chopper, over over engineered yet under reliable, or sometimes decently classy build. They show up to Born Free, do a burn out in a baby pool with their new bike, pour some 805 beer (The New Pabst)down the exhaust and then after a weekend of shenanigans, they realize they refinanced their home to build the worlds greatest knucklehead, for the weekend. So what can they do to recoup their loses from buying a freddys springer, chemical candy paint, 90 gallons of bondo, wacky ass vintage seat,etc. ????? Have a raffle of course ya dummy!!! Here's the usual heist: (1)Post cool picture of your bike at the last bad boi motorcycle run you won a dinky ass trophy at, or honorable mention or whatever (2)Tell em what yer selling, "Hey guys, the time has come for me to get rid of ol_______ my teen choice award winner @ bad boi run 3, it's a 1938 rare________ Harley with over $20,000 worth of paint, chrome, bondo, swampmeet shit etc." (3)State the rules: We are ONLY selling 400 tickets for $150 and we will pull the winner live on Instagram. Buyer doesn't have to be present to win, ship's on his dime, 2nd place winner gets $100 gift card, 3rd place gets a trucker hat with my stupid companies logo on it. For some reason, there is always enough suckers to collectively meet these fuckers absurd price demands, some clown wins a hundred dollar panhead, and all is well in the world right? Sure, I don't give a fuck, but at the end of the day, you still got a clown pulling a hustle that is looking pretty tired. The first one or two, I was like, " Ah dang, that's kinda dope!" but then after the 3rd, 4th, 8th one, I was like, "Alright, these fuckers saw a recipe, and are rolling with it", regardless of what the shit is really worth. To all raffle waffle boyz out there that ended up here, reading this post and feel called out, are you raffling your shit for what it could actually sell for to one person? or are you using the stupidity and collectivism or a bunch of "Dreamers" to sell your absurdly over-priced, and under inspired chopper? first raffle boy to call me a liar and state why, gets a waffle, but it's a raffle though. You guys are a sham, but hey, sell that 50k AMF shovelhead with a revtech trans and an eBay headlight. more power to you asshole.